As I haven't been keeping up on the Twilight movie news...

...the headline "Sheen Back with Vampire Pack" almost made me faint.

But, no. Neither Charlie, Martin nor Emilio will be appearing in the Breaking Dawn movie.

Apparently, there are other actor-Sheens who aren't part of the clan.

Kind of like how Adam Baldwin is a Baldwin, but he isn't one of those Baldwins.

Okay, clearly I need to lay off of the caffeinated tea this morning.