I still have no plans to watch Jersey Shore...

...but I do continue to live in the hope that that Situation guy will pull his shirt down.

Anyway, Kirkus has posted a few excerpts from his book, including:

I’ve never gotten a tattoo because I put so much work into my physique that to cover it up with ink seems like a crime against nature. If someone is going to draw all over me, it’s going to be in frosting, and she’s going to lick it off afterward.

To be fair, some of the quotes (6 & 7, especially) sound pretty self-aware about what a walking cliché he's making himself out to be, but I have occasionally* been known to be TOO optimistic.

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*Very occasionally. Okay, never. Maybe I should have said I have occasionally been known to bend over backward in my attempts to give someone the benefit of the doubt. Occasionally.