The best back cover copy I've seen since...

...Kiki Strike.

On a review copy of the upcoming Gemini Bites:

Boy?
Girl?
Vampire?

Gay?
Straight?
Twisexual?

Prepare
to be
seduced.

Aha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Love it! Give that copy writer a raise.

(Seriously! S/he made orange juice actually COME OUT OF MY NOSE.)