I weep for all of the people who have been forced to sleep in...

...The Anniversary Inn's Twilight suite:

 

The big screen television is an especially nice touch, I think. (They couldn't hide it behind a some gauze or something?)

And OH MY GOD, they have a Twilight meadow room, too:

 

It's worth clicking through to look at the other pictures -- I have to give them credit, because they really went for it, with chessboards and murals and so on. I don't really understand the big cross on the wall, since crosses don't affect them. (Or am I remembering wrong? Maybe I'm wrong. It's been a while.)

Anyway, I'd much rather stay in the Swiss Family Robinson room.

(via @RachelTachel)