While I'm dealing...
...with the rest of the stupid root beer, you should try your luck at my most recent Kirkus Qrank quiz.
Oh, you don't know about the root beer?
Well.
Let me tell you.
So, the night that Miss Lemon reappeared, we had another fabulous surprise!
When we walked into the kitchen, we discovered that (drumroll!) the two liter bottle of homemade root beer that our awesome neighbor gave to us had (longer drumroll!) EXPLODED!
All over everything!
(Except the ceiling, thankfully. It exploded out instead of up.)
Woo and also hooray!