Oh. My. God. OMGOMGOMGOMG.

Me: *incoherent babbling*
Josh: What?
Me: More incoherence.
Josh: Eh?
Me: THEY'RESUPPOSEDTOBETHEMOSTATTRACTIVEBEINGSONTHEPLANETBUTTHEYJUST
LOOKPASTYANDOHMYGODITLOOKSSOAMAZINGLYYYYYYYYBAAAAAAD!!!!
Josh: Are you talking about Twilight again?
Me: (hyperventilating) I'MHAVINGAHEARTATTACK!!!!SERIOUSLY,IMIGHTDIE!!
THEY'VESTOPPEDEVENPRETENDINGTOTRY!!ILOVEIT!I'MGOINGTODIIIIIIIIE!!!
Josh: (shouting over the insane cackling) All I know is that I sat through the first one, and I'm NOT DOING IT AGAIN!

Yes, we really had that conversation.