This is like how...

...Josh and I can never look at our Coleman cooler without being reminded that it's featured in, like, every horror movie EVER that's about a bunch of dumb teenagers who go camping.

And so, of course, we can never, ever bring it camping.

Not that I ever go camping.

Because, you know: Nature is gross.

Anyway, right! The link: Things Science Fiction Film Has Ruined for Me.

(That isn't a picture of our actual cooler. It's a just a picture of a very similar cooler that I found on eBay. Our cooler is older, and thus, cooler. (<--AHA HA HA HA!) Oh, dear. I might be insufferable at work today.)