Suddenly, it all makes sense!

I am apparently NOT a Gen-Xer.

I am of Generation Catalano.

Even though I never, ever watched the show.

(Yes, yes, I know. I'm a terrible, terrible person. But I COULDN'T watch it. People kept freaking calling me Angela at high school, and the only way I could prove that I WASN'T emulating her was to NOT watch the show. Also? No television reception.)