Say it ain't so!

There's a new Theodore Boone book coming out, and USA Today has posted an EXCLUSIVE EXCERPT. OOOOOoooooooooooo. (<--my excitement is not genuine)

Judging by the first chapter—which boasts the same rampant didacticism, stiff writing, and annoyingly pedantic, judgemental, and holier-than-thou hero as its predecessors—it's going to be just as painful as the other two Theodore Boone books.

If these books didn't have John Grisham's name on them, I really, truly, don't think they'd ever have been published.