A Reliable Wife is going to be a movie.

From USAToday:

Does Goolrick have stars in mind who could play Catherine Land, the not-so-reliable wife? "I do," he says, chuckling, "but it hardly matters."

Goolrick knows he will be losing control of his now-famous story but hopes Hollywood remains true to the tale of a mail-order wife who shows up at a Wisconsin train station on a cold winter's day in 1907, carrying not only her bags but a scheme: to marry the man who ordered her, kill him, then live out her days as a wealthy widow. But her new husband has plans of his own, too.

I really hope that the script/filmmakers/cast are able to capture the book: epic and swooping, sure, but ALSO COMPLETELY BANANAS.