Afternoon links.

• Eight erotic re-tellings of classic literature. 
• Ten favorite Manic Pixie Dream Girls in literature.
• The Dead Man, by Dorothy Sayers.
• Jerks. Not for apologizing (although that was weak at best), but for saying that a group of knitters getting excited about the Olympics by knitting Olympic-themed stuff for themselves WHILE WATCHING THE GD OLYMPICS is somehow 'denigrating' to the Games. And then, on top of it, for asking for free stuff. CLASSY.
• Wonderland transit map.
• Disney's Seven Dwarves: rebooted.
• Melissa Joan Hart is writing a memoir. Note my impressive restraint in refusing to make an 'explains it all' joke.
• Authors write letter of protest about the pulping of 210,000 library books.
• Vintage photos of librarians.