Fifty Shades of Grey leads to assault charge.

From the Daily Mail:

Adrienne Harris, prosecuting, said: ‘Mr Hodgson thought that the book was pornographic, and that she should not read such literature. The argument continued into the following day, with the two exchanging text messages. 

‘He (Hodgson) then went to her home at 7pm on June 26 and took with him a bottle of brown sauce.

‘She answered the door and the argument continued. She went to close the door and he jammed his foot into the door, slapped her once in the face, and then squirted her with this bottle of sauce.’ 

Classy!