Vicky Pollard.

So, Josh and I were just out at dinner, and there was this lady.

She was sitting a few tables away, and we spent the first half of our meal trying not to eavesdrop on her conversation. But then, when we realized how amazing she was, we gave up on our attempts to be at least semi-classy.

Seriously, she was, in every way you could imagine, the American Vicky Pollard: