So, this just happened.

Note that these pictures were taken after I A) shooed her (and the still living snake) off of the bed, B) took it away from her and tossed it back outside in the meager hopes that it would slither away, and C) she dragged it (now-dead) back inside:

And then, of course, Jane wanted to check things out:

I'm of two minds: half of me wants to set up a webcam so I can see what they get up to while we're at work, and the other half just doesn't want to know.

ETA: I take it back! Still not dead!

ETA2: Oh, wow. Now it is. Nature is gross.