Two brief conversations.

My sister, talking about a book one of her students is reading: So I told him that it sounded like the most hipstery book ever to grace the lands of hipsterdonia.

Me: Jesus, what is he reading, House of Leaves?

My sister: OH MY GOD, YES!

Both: LAUGH MANIACALLY and HIGH FIVE.

Josh: SHAKES HEAD and RETREATS FROM ROOM.

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Josh: Zzzzzzzzzzzz. How much more do you have to write NOW?

Me: Um. Like, 50 words. I'll be done in a minute. 

Josh: I just don't want to be a pest while you're writing.

Me: Yes, all of the fake snoring noises are really selling me on the genuineness of that statement.