Good grief.

From ABC:

Author Meg Medina's appearance at a school has been canceled due to her new book's controversial title.

Her latest young adult novel, "Yaqui Delgado Wants to Kick Your Ass" is the story of girl's unraveling as she navigates being in the crosshairs of a bully. 

Huh.

SO, GUESS WHAT I JUST ORDERED?

ALSO, IF THE ASS-FEARING BIGWIGS HAD DONE A MODICUM OF RESEARCH BEFORE OKAYING THE EVENT IN THE FIRST PLACE, THEY COULD HAVE SAVED THEMSELVES AN ASS-LOAD OF EMBARRASSMENT.

I mean, DUH.

Also, ASS.