So, I just discovered Maureen Johnson's John & Hank Green fanfic...

...so now I'm all alone in the library, laughing my head off:

In Missoula, Montana, Hank Green reached out of his massive outdoor hot tub to answer his phone. His hot tub was in the shape of Science itself and was the only one of its kind in the world.

Sadly, the Kickstarter is over, so I'll never be able to read the rest of it.

But as the excerpt almost killed me, that's probably a good thing.