Just now.

Josh: *[youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ss2hULhXf04]* 

Me: *finally looks up from book* Hmm? What? Did you say something?

Josh: I'M SO BORED!! THE CYBILS ARE RUINING OUR MARRIAGE!

Me: Oh, pshaw. You say that every year. *goes back to reading*

(And before you get all worried about him, don't worry! After that conversation, he popped out to buy a new video game, so once gets home, I'll get him settled in front of the television, and he'll be FINE!

...I would be the WORST. PARENT. OF. ALL. TIME.)