My husband = my hero.

So, Josh went to get a coffee at the Big Apple, and as he was walking in, he noticed that a guy with New York plates was giving HELL to the cashier.  Apparently, his credit card hadn't gone through at the pump, so she needed to run his card a second time.  He was ranting about how he was going to be charged twice, that it was BULLSHIT, etc. 

Finally, Josh turned away from the coffee counter and said, "Look, if you have a problem, take it up with your credit card company or take it up with C.N. Brown.  It isn't her fault."

The guy shut up for a little while, but then started again.  "Bullshit.  This is bullshit.  Blah diddy blah."

Josh slammed his cup back down on the counter, whirled around and said, "HEY.  Why don't you go back to FUCKING New York?"

The guy left.  Immediately.

The cashier thanked Josh.

The End.

For those of you out there that are a little less confrontational but still get steamed when people are rotten to other people for things that are SO not their fault, try these.