Is sex before marriage okay in Scientology?
Okay, I'm sorry. Mom, don't read this. (Any family member other than Briana, don't read this. I don't want to destroy my pristine image).
What the FUCK, Katie Holmes?!? He is USING you. Not just for sex. He is using you as a Scientology brood mare. He's probably also breeding with lots of other little Scientologists, but they aren't as famous or good-looking, so you're the one that they picked to be the poster child. He's trying to TAKE OVER THE WORLD.
Haven't you seen Rosemary's Baby? Don't you know how this is going to end???