Donna Martin Graduates!

Yep.  Tori Spelling is writing a memoir*.

From another story:

She and her husband, Dean McDermott, who are expecting their first child together this spring, are shooting a reality series for the Oxygen network in which the newlyweds search for a bed-and-breakfast to refurbish and run. The plan is to write the memoir in the B&B between takes and when "the baby is napping," though she is looking to partner with a ghost writer who shares her sardonic tone.

*Is it just me, or did USA Today commit quotation mark abuse in their headline?  Or are they saying that it's not quite a memoir because it's not going to be a tell-all?  I'm so confused.