Dry heave city.
Have you seen the news?
The Irish Children's Book of the Year is...
I swear, I'm not joking. Not even a little bit.
I guess I could have understood a win if it'd been the ONLY children's book by an Irish writer to come out last year, but that obviously isn't the case. Cripes, I probably would have voted for the new Artemis Fowl book over BISP. Blecch.