Too true. And I'm not even a big Dobby fan.

SPOILER ABOUT HP* BELOW!

From Dear Blank Please Blank:

Dear Death, 
        We'll trade Dobby for Justin Bieber. 
                Sincerely, the world.

____________________

*I don't really feel that a spoiler warning is necessary, but you know if I didn't put it there, someone, somewhere, would freak out.