Oh, Douglas Adams. I still miss you.
From the Guardian:
A poem written by a 17-year-old Douglas Adams, in which the Hitchhiker's Guide author manages to successfully pull off rhyming "futile" with "mute, while", and "exhausted" with "of course did", has been discovered in a cupboard at his old school.
The entire poem is there, so click on through.
I laughed out loud while I was reading it, and then, when it was over, I wanted to cry that we lost him so young.